No excuses… just Man Up and BEARD!
Eh, while I find a nicely groomed and well-grown beard attractive, I also think shaming those that choose not to grow beards or can’t grow beards (for whatever reason) is mighty dick-ish.
Also, as my friend Hannah would point out, anything a man does is manly. So if a man shaves his beard, bakes cookies, wrestles alligators, stays at home with the kids, or grows a beard that Thor would envy, then that is considered manly.
Moral: Stop being a dick because you were too lazy to shave.
IT’S HUMOR. GET OVER IT.